Category Archives: Global Warming

Utah Constitutional Experts Dead Wrong


Perhaps I was too harsh with  the Republican US Senate primary candidates for Utah, Mike Lee and Tim Bridgewater yesterday. You see, since Mike Lee states he is  a “constitutional expert with deep Utah roots,” I took him at his word … Continue reading

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Karl “Bush’s Brain” Has an Opinion


As you, the reader, have probably figured out by now, I am easily confused. For example, when folks a few years back referred to Karl Rove as Bush’s brain I was really perplexed. Since George acted on his “gut,” his … Continue reading

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Why not Excommunicate Glenn Beck


My name is Vauban and I have lived in the Salt Lake valley for the past 25 years. Many of my friends and neighbors are members of your church. I have visited your holy temples before they have been consecrated, … Continue reading

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Morgan “Pol Pot” wants to take on the Nazis


Oh for crying out loud I did it again and my new editor didn’t catch my second in several days Freudian Slip. “How could you misspell by name,” Morgan shrieked. “And what in heaven’s name does Pol Pot mean?” he … Continue reading

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Senator Hatch Wins Gold in Marathon and Sanctimonious Races


Just as he hung up it hit me. Last week I received in my, “word of the day,” newsletter, the word sanctimonious. It was a mouthful and I still cannot pronounce it correctly, but the word’s definition was essentially our senator’s persona; holier-than-thou, preachy, moralizing, smug, superior, hypocritical, and insincere. Continue reading

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Utah Politician Fibbed His Boy Scout Oath


Boy am I embarrassed. After Chipper read my editorial, “Philpot Doesn’t Stand a Chance,” he called me up and bitched me out because I failed to include Morgan Philpot’s law school degree as reason to vote for him. Seems Mr. … Continue reading

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Bush the Blogger


Things were looking pretty bleak for comedians, talk show hosts, Rachel Maddow, Jon Stewart and the Nielsen ratings when George Jr. left office. A huge source of their material dried up overnight. George, as his friends call him, slithered quietly … Continue reading

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