Category Archives: Financial Reform

Utah Constitutional Experts Dead Wrong


Perhaps I was too harsh with  the Republican US Senate primary candidates for Utah, Mike Lee and Tim Bridgewater yesterday. You see, since Mike Lee states he is  a “constitutional expert with deep Utah roots,” I took him at his word … Continue reading

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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb and Social Security


“I am really concerned about what Lee and Bridgewater are reading and watching these days,” Marvelous told me this morning. “Why would you be concerned  about what these guys are reading?” I exclaimed. “Because I think they are getting really … Continue reading

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Profiting from the Destruction of America


Whenever I come upon some extra money I like to gamble. No, not in Wendover, Reno or Las Vegas, Nevada. I like to gamble in the stock market. Yesterday in my inbox was an email from my favorite sexy social … Continue reading

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Why not Excommunicate Glenn Beck


My name is Vauban and I have lived in the Salt Lake valley for the past 25 years. Many of my friends and neighbors are members of your church. I have visited your holy temples before they have been consecrated, … Continue reading

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Morgan “Pol Pot” wants to take on the Nazis


Oh for crying out loud I did it again and my new editor didn’t catch my second in several days Freudian Slip. “How could you misspell by name,” Morgan shrieked. “And what in heaven’s name does Pol Pot mean?” he … Continue reading

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Senator Hatch Wins Gold in Marathon and Sanctimonious Races


Just as he hung up it hit me. Last week I received in my, “word of the day,” newsletter, the word sanctimonious. It was a mouthful and I still cannot pronounce it correctly, but the word’s definition was essentially our senator’s persona; holier-than-thou, preachy, moralizing, smug, superior, hypocritical, and insincere. Continue reading

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Follow The Money Stupid


Who needs coffee these days when you can wake up to a mugshot of Senator Snatch on the front page of your Salt Lake Tribune. Today our esteemed Senator from the great state of denial, Utah, is whining about Mexico’s … Continue reading

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