Monthly Archives: May 2010

Profiting from the Destruction of America


Whenever I come upon some extra money I like to gamble. No, not in Wendover, Reno or Las Vegas, Nevada. I like to gamble in the stock market. Yesterday in my inbox was an email from my favorite sexy social … Continue reading

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Karl “Bush’s Brain” Has an Opinion


As you, the reader, have probably figured out by now, I am easily confused. For example, when folks a few years back referred to Karl Rove as Bush’s brain I was really perplexed. Since George acted on his “gut,” his … Continue reading

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They Came in Cardboard Boxes


They came in plain cardboard boxes with a note inside expressing our nation’s condolences and offering the enclosed flag as token of gratitude and as a sentimental reminder of the ultimate sacrifice their loved ones made for our country. During … Continue reading

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Why not Excommunicate Glenn Beck


My name is Vauban and I have lived in the Salt Lake valley for the past 25 years. Many of my friends and neighbors are members of your church. I have visited your holy temples before they have been consecrated, … Continue reading

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Spring in the Rockies


What a gorgeous and beautiful spring day we had in Salt Lake City, Utah yesterday. The day started out cold but within hours of the sun coming out, temperatures climbed  and by the afternoon we reached a very agreeable temperature. … Continue reading

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Morgan “Pol Pot” wants to take on the Nazis


Oh for crying out loud I did it again and my new editor didn’t catch my second in several days Freudian Slip. “How could you misspell by name,” Morgan shrieked. “And what in heaven’s name does Pol Pot mean?” he … Continue reading

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Senator Hatch Wins Gold in Marathon and Sanctimonious Races


Just as he hung up it hit me. Last week I received in my, “word of the day,” newsletter, the word sanctimonious. It was a mouthful and I still cannot pronounce it correctly, but the word’s definition was essentially our senator’s persona; holier-than-thou, preachy, moralizing, smug, superior, hypocritical, and insincere. Continue reading

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